In the Rearview Mirror

Whenever I needed a push, you were there

Whenever I needed a laugh, you were there

Whenever I needed a ride off campus, no one was there and I had to walk down the hill just to buy a carton of milk from Hannaford's, freeze my ass off, and risk near death because most of you sped down the hill with reckless abandon and one time I was nearly run over by a crazy bitch driving a red Subaru and I'll never forget the license number

I'll get you someday, Vermont plates CMT-8212

But, I love you all just the same

Thanks for a great semester, my MATs